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I excite more than I should have. I went to the convenient store and I’ve been living under a rock my whole life so I never saw Faygo at any store I went to. I was like…….you know what? I’m gonna finally go inside the store near my house. And I did. Saw a can of faygo and started to excite. Turned around. Saw bottles of faygo and I flipped shit. Mom gave me look like “what the fuck is wrong with my child?” people were looking at me, probably thinking “what the hell?” JUST HNNNG Faygo. Just faygo. Faygo everywhere. Look what you did Homestuck. You make me feel awesome, but look like a weird ass on crack who excites over bottles of liquid to normal people.